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directsellingnow · 1 year ago
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Dynamic Support Systems Ltd द्वारा बिजनेस बिल्डिंग सेमिनार का सफल समापन; 120 से ज्यादा लोग रहे शामिल
Dynamic Support Systems Ltd: हाल ही में डायनामिक सपोर्ट सिस्टम और टर्सेल हर्ब्स ने कटक में एक बेहद सफल बिजनेस बिल्डिंग सेमिनार आयोजित करने के लिए हाथ मिलाया, जिसमें 120 से ज्यादा उत्साही लोग शामिल रहे। इस दौरान डायनेमिक सपोर्ट सिस्टम के संस्थापक Dr Hemanta Paikray, सहित डीएसएस के टॉप लीडर श्री Subhrajit Singh और श्री Pradipta Panda खासतौर पर मौजूद रहे। इस कार्यक्रम ने लीडर्स को एक साथ आने, अपने…
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octuscle · 1 year ago
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My professor is such a pain in the ass! I tried turning him into an average dumb college frat guy, but it’s not working!
Whew! Indeed, your professor is a tough nut to crack. He's as stiff as if he'd swallowed a stick. On time like a Swiss watch. And the strictest teacher imaginable. I'll see what I can do. Time is pressing, it's Friday and the exam period starts on Monday.
07:30. Your professor's shiny Volvo rolls into the faculty parking lot. He's always on time to the second. His suit may be cheap, but it's immaculate. And he walks into the staff room with his hair perfectly parted. No one notices the small tattoo on his forearm.
When he arrives at your lecture, it's like a sensation: he's not wearing polished Oxfords, he's wearing sneakers. Pretty cool, pretty expensive sneakers. And WHITE socks! He's never been seen wearing anything like that before. And you swear his stomach is flatter. Normally his jacket always conceals a tummy bulge. But now his silhouette is perfectly slim. Unfortunately, it doesn't change anything about his lecture. He's way too fast, firing his questions like a sniper in the direction of the students who weren't paying attention. He's a pain in the ass, and that hasn't changed yet.
During the lunch break, the professor is seen wearing jeans for the first time. Pretty crisp fitting jeans. He really has a tight ass. And damn: Does he actually have a beard shadow? Normally he's always perfectly shaved. You're sitting in the canteen with your bruhs when he approaches you and asks "All gud, bruhs? can one of you give me uh fag? I must have forgotten mine at home…" You are far too surprised not to give him a cigarette. "You're such uh lifesaver, dude," says your professor and asks what you're up to this weekend. You tell him about your plans to go to the sports bar, work out in the gym and maybe take a trip to the beach on Sunday. "Sick thing" replies the professor. "See you around, bruhs!" He leaves you with your mouths hanging open.
The professor leaves the parking lot in his open-top Mustang with loud hip-hop music and screeching tires. You grin broadly. Your plan seems to be working. You are sure of it when you meet the next day at the gym. Your professor has a cool haircut, a stylish beard and looks like he's a regular at the tattoo parlor. You greet each other with a fist bump. And when he takes off his sweaty T-shirt after two hours, you say goodbye with a chest bump. Damn, this guy has a killer body.
On the beach, your prof disappears from time to time with random people and goes to the trunk of his Mustang. Shit, he's selling drugs. Hashish or apparently steroids and other stuff. And at sunset you see him lying on his towel smoking pot while one of the musclemen from the gym massages his nipples. Fuck, the boner in his surfer shorts is impressive. You're very pleased with yourself. You don't need to be afraid of tomorrow. It's a good thing you didn't waste the weekend studying.
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Hot picture, you think to yourself on Monday morning when you see your professor's latest post on Instagram. And then you read the caption: "Sicc training 2 start the new wk. Now let's go kicc sum student ass. I luv it when i c the airheads sweating over my exam questions"
Pic found @marechais
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copperbadge · 5 months ago
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Happy Monday! I built a laundry cart. I'm installing new shelving in my hall closet where my current laundry cart lives, and it's not going to fit into the shelving in the way I desire; I found this narrower one on a stupidly good sale (something like 70% off) so picked it up for a song and put it together this morning. My building has an internal messageboard and I had great luck selling a mattress there so I'll list my old cart up there later today.
I did have to pull it apart and put it back together, but only once (I installed the rails backwards, which being fair to me they don't give much direction on in the instructions). Number of bleeding injuries: confined to one!
I listened to the latest episode of Across The Romaverse, an English-language podcast about Italian football team AS Roma. My poor ragazzi, they've had four coaches in less than twelve months; the latest, a "caretaker" coach who's worked for Roma before, has come out of retirement and is the oldest coach in Europe, in his seventies. I wanted to hear what the general sentiment about him was from people who pay more attention than I do, and it seems generally positive as long as they can get someone decent to take over next year. The lads won't be lifting any trophies this year but Roma fans are there for the passion and the drama, not the accolades.
[ID: A photograph of a black laundry cart with four "drawers"; two small drawers labeled "Towels" and "Smalls" and two taller drawers labeled "Others" and "Color". It's way taller than I expected, but it looks very nice and fashoinable.]
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brother the fucking Krakoa event unlocks data pages, with the titles being written in Krakoan and everything, it's just a direct continuation of the art philosophy of the era. It's almost positioned to be able to be read as a little official crossover around 2023. How is it so peak.
I keep being shocked this game came out a few months after the era ended. The season letter in the main menu is a fucking love confession, someone in the office whose job was reading current early 2020s comics to figure out some character docs fell in love and evangelized the team on it. They're as sad it's over as I am. The Fantastic Four letter was just a long way of saying "wow making 4 characters in one season was a challenge."
The omega fumble Marvel editorial landed by ending this fucking era for a movie that's now been delayed until like what, after 2027?, might be the single biggest wasted opportunity in the modern industry.
It's not even like I don't understand the ~20 #1s issues they released since sell like water, because that's what #1s do, and it's not like I thought they were gonna stay in an island away from teams and the regular population for more than 5 years, because I didn't. That'd be stupid.
but holy shit the footprint this latest attempt has had on the industry and fandom is so fucking miniscule. The money's in but there's so little happening, the places they're in are so forgettable, the new characters are struggling to get people into them with the same ease that someone like Rasputin IV did, or how there's a lot more Synch and Doug fans now that got little to no place to go, or the complete lack of a reaction to a myriad of other moments in the last 5 years where shit just went back to being well regarded and good.
Instead everyone I know who was super excited for Krakoa era stuff is reading maybe a couple of the new books just in case they get good and most people who didn't like the era aren't super interested in this new one either, because it keeps not being about anything in particular. We're back to X-Men being that franchise that has some great old comics with one or two self-contained current runs that are good for a single character.
Marvel rivals is really good is what I'm saying, check out those lore pages for the mutants, they have some stuff going on.
also please do not bother replying with "here's why it sucked actually" or "here are the reasons why I hate it and why it's morally repugnant to like it", I do not care what you have to say and you do not care about what I have to say, it's been 6 years since the thing started and we've had this talk once a week, be so for real lmao
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yourfavgaygaijingal · 2 months ago
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GAL HISTORY
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The Peak of the Kogyaru: 1993-1998
At the end of our last installment, the gyaru movement had spontaneously erupted in Shibuya — but in small numbers. These delinquent private high-school girls with light brown hair, tanned skin, and sexualized uniforms became known as kogyaru in certain circles, but they were still unknown to most of their peers.
Since the days of the Taiyo-zoku and Roppongi-zoku of the 1950s, upper-class delinquent subcultures have spread their influence to the middle classes through the mass media. And in most of these cases, the media first reports on the new culture as a moral panic.
From fantasy to moral panic
Japan’s quite expansive selection of shūkanshi weekly men’s magazines, such as SPA!, Weekly Playboy, and Friday, dedicate dozens of pages each week on celebrity gossip, glossy bikini and topless photos, reviews of sex services, and phony stories of naughty housewives. They do not, generally, take much interest in the latest fashion trends for young women.
Yet ironically it was these very magazines that first noticed the kogyaru phenomenon and arguably standardized the subculture’s name as “kogyaru.” Sociologist Namba Koji found what may be the earliest direct mention of the subculture in SPA! from June 1993 in an article called “The Temptation of Kogyaru”「コギャルの誘惑」. The article’s writer breathlessly tells his readers about the kogyaru clan and how they have become his new sexual infatuation.
The kogyaru emerged just as Japanese men grew bored with the 1980s’ obsession over female college students — the so-called “joshi daisei” boom. Beyond the kogyaru, men’s media were already lowering their gaze to secondary education.
The March 24, 1993 issue of Takarajima, for example, ran an article about the purchasing of sexual favors from high school girls, complete with a price guide (Namba 2006). The overall message to male readers was that the new generation of teenage girls had — very conveniently — embraced consumerism and materialism so fully that they no longer felt qualms about selling their own bodies.
This was also an era when a new suite of communication technologies provided greater independence to young women — playing right into many of the men’s magazine fantasies. Tokyo high school girls in the early 1990s, especially those in kogyaru circles, started carrying around primitive pagers called pokeberu (“pocket bell”) to send numerical messages to friends.
By the mid-1990s, these threads crystallized into the greatest moral panic of the entire decade — enjo kōsai. The term, meaning technically “compensated companionship,” became a widely-used euphemism for teenage prostitution and a buzz word of the era. Former egg editor Yonehara Yasumasa claims that enjo kōsai began as a mischievous but relatively innocent way of playing pranks on middle-aged men.
This unfortunately became a self-fulfilling prophecy: The more the media reported on the shocking phenomenon, the more that the small percentage of girls who were looking to sell themselves ended up flocking to the streets of Shibuya and finding buyers. There is no doubt that many schoolgirls did prostitute themselves in this era, but it remains unclear today how widespread the phenomenon was.
Nevertheless enjo kōsai became the defining issue of the era. Academic David Leheny later wrote“There is a case to be made that the kogal image epitomized Japan’s hazily defined crisis of the 1990s at least as well as did layoffs by top Japanese firms.” Conservative moralists used the trend as evidence that society had become overly materialistic and that society was decaying rapidly.
So by the mid-1990s, Japanese male sexual culture became obsessed with high school girls, the mass media became obsessed with schoolgirl immorality, and right in the middle of this, a brand new sexually-styled delinquent subculture had shown up in Shibuya.
Yet it is becoming clearer now that despite twenty years of stereotypes, the kogyaru were not the core practitioners of enjo kōsai. Famed sexual health doctor Akaeda Tsuneo, who has spent his years giving free consultations to teen girls in Tokyo, explained to Takarajima in February 2008 that “The girls called gyaru had too much pride and weren���t the ones doing enjo kōsai” (Kurihara).
The gyaru’s style, attitude, and Louis Vuitton bags, however, made them fit the stereotype, and they faced both the wrath of moral authorities as well as the constant advances of older men in the streets. A former kogyaru interviewed on website Tokyo Damage Report noted that “You’d get old guys who would say, ‘How much for sex?’ Some would hint, some would just start negotiating without any pre-amble.
This battle against the media and adults ended up changing the gyaru subculture in many ways. The aforementioned Yonehara Yasumasa believes that the kogyaru’s constant harassment from older men is what led to the development of their famously gruff and masculine speech. They turned inward — sexy to their own group, but angry and intimidating to outsiders. And as we will see in the next installment, this move away from open sexuality focused the gyaru on impressing fellow subculture members with extreme dress rather than wearing “cute” things to attract boys.
While the enjo kōsai controversy certainly tarred the gyaru subculture for years to come, at least by the mid-1990s, every single person in Japan had heard of it.
Kogyaru as fashion market
While the country debated the morality of schoolgirls, the schoolgirls themselves were busy shuffling into Shibuya and taking up influence from the kogyaru’s approach to dress. The Shibuya style may have been simple to replicate — chapatsu light brown hair, slight tan, hiked up school girl uniform, loose socks — but the original subculture also depended upon a certain social position and attitude. Since the kogyaru descended from an actual group of people and not the direction of the fashion industry, they were not instantly imitable.
So how would a new kogyaru recruit figure out how to properly dress in the style? When the kogyaru reached mass consciousness in the mid-1990s, there were still no dedicated “gyaru” magazines that worked with “gyaru” brands to show a step-by-step guide on becoming a “gyaru.”
There was, however, a shopping complex with increasing centrality to the subculture. In the early 1990s, both kogyaru and their older paragyaru-type tanned party-girl big sisters had patronized a store called Me Jane in a generally-ignored fashion building called Shibuya 109. Known later in gyaru circles as just “maru-kyu,” Shibuya 109 opened in 1979 but never achieved any level of popularity in its first decade. Fashion business analyst Kawashima Yoko described its early days as “Like Marui, but worse.” With Me Jane, however, the building finally started to attract a dedicated clientele. Soon kogyaru moved beyond Me Jane and started hanging out next door in a clothing store Love Boat and in the shoe brand ESPERANZA (Kawashima 178). The brands all focused on a sexy, summery style, with shirts, for example, that showed off the belly button.
Shibuya 109’s owner Tokyu noticed this sudden interest in their flailing complex and decided to do a “renewal” of the building in the mid-1990s, asking more stores of the kogyaru fashion variety to become tenants. This turned 109 into the gyaru shopping mecca we know today. As kogyaru wannabees poured into Shibuya, they made a beeline to 109 and essentially understood any store in the building as selling “gyaru” clothing. In this period, Me Jane saw double digit growth every year, ultimately making ¥700 million a year in Shibuya alone (Namba 2006).
Besides the financial success, the establishment of 109 as a legitimate location for kogyaru style meant that the brands inside were now pumping out thousands of new garments that could be used to build a “kogyaru” outfit. No longer did girls need the uniform — they could wear mid-riffs from Me Jane and ESPERANZA platform sandals. Hardcore adherents wore “flare mini-skirts from surfer brand Alba Rosa, bustiers, blue mascara and pink rouge” along with the standard chapatsu and salon tan (Okamoto quoted in Namba 2006). In expanding the look, the kogyaru unwittingly opened up their growing subculture to girls who were not in the proper Tokyo social status to participate before. Anyone who shopped at Shibuya 109 could now potentially become a kogyaru, making the style open to non-Tokyo girls and the middle classes.
Even now Shibuya 109 is the main fashion instigator for gyaru style. One of the reasons for the complex’s enduring success has been the brands’ innovation in retailing methods, namely creating strong relations between customer and shop clerk. In the late-1990s, many of the original kogyaru started to get jobs at 109 shops, and they became authoritative figures of the movement. Referred to as “super charisma clerks” (スーパーカリスマ店員), these 20-something workers took their responsibilities far beyond mere in-store transactions and acted as spokespeople in the media for their brands.
So while Shibuya 109 marked the mediation and commercialization of the once organic kogyaru style, the retail structure helped keep the actual girls in control of setting trends — rather than big brands and magazine editors.
GAL WAS NEVER MEANT TO BECOME CLEAN OR WATERDOWN!!!!!
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mygwenchan · 2 months ago
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About this whole Gagaoolala using AI for translations thing... I think I have a bit of a different standpoint when it comes to AI, since my job includes Online Marketing and also writing product texts and creating product images.
These days it's really hard to avoid AI, even if you want to. I have the direct comparison of using human made translations vs using an app. The human made ones might be more accurate, but they take MUCH longer and cost half a fortune. On the other hand, I can simply take my texts, throw them into an app and have the translations ready within seconds. Then go over them with some basic language knowledge and 5 minutes later I'm done with that task.
I really can't blame a smaller company like Gagaoolala for using AI. I mean, even the really big companies use it. Amazon for example has recently introduced a new AI that is designed to "improve" product listings. I spent about 2 hours yesterday going through all the suggested changes to my products. Let's just say they were worse than the latest Gelboys subs....
Anyway, my point is AI can be useful or it can cause more trouble than it's worth. Kind of depends on how you use it and what for. In Gagaoolala's case, if you really want them to hire human translators, a boycott is not the answer. Instead you'd have to be willing to A) pay more for your subscription and B) be willing to wait for subtitles. So no more comments like "Where are the subtitles, the series released 2 hours ago!". But if you're not willing to be patient and pay more, the only real alternative is to contact Gagaoolala and to tell them that in the near future human made translations could become their USP (unique selling point). They could actually gain a lot of new customers if they're clever and use that info for their marketing.
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mostlysignssomeportents · 4 months ago
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Chapter One of “Picks and Shovels” (Part 1)
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Picks and Shovels is a new, standalone technothriller starring Marty Hench, my two-fisted, hard-fighting, tech-scam-busting forensic accountant. You can pre-order it on my latest Kickstarter, which features a brilliant audiobook read by Wil Wheaton.
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My next novel is Picks and Shovels, out next month. It's tells the origin story of Martin Hench, my hard-charging, scambusting, high-tech forensic accountant, in a 1980s battle over the soul of a PC company:
https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250865908/picksandshovels
I'm currently running a Kickstarter to pre-sell the book in every format: hardcover, DRM-free ebook, and an independently produced, fabulous DRM-free audiobook read by Wil Wheaton, who just nailed the delivery:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/doctorow/picks-and-shovels-marty-hench-at-the-dawn-of-enshittification
Picks and Shovels opens with a long prologue that recounts Marty's misadventures as a failing computer science student at MIT, his love-affair with computers, and his first disastrous startup venture. It ends with him decamping to Silicon Valley with his roommate Art, a brilliant programmer, to seek their fortune.
Chapter one opens with Marty's first job, working for a weird PC company (there were so many weird PC companies back then!). I've posted Wil's audio reading of chapter one as a teaser for the Kickstarter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGXz1mkAd2Q
(Here it is as an MP3 at the Internet Archive:)
https://ia600607.us.archive.org/5/items/picks-and-shovels-promo/audio.mp3
The audio is great, but I thought I'd also serialize the text of Chapter One here, in five or six chunks. If you enjoy this and want to pre-order the book, please consider backing the Kickstarter:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/doctorow/picks-and-shovels-marty-hench-at-the-dawn-of-enshittification
Chapter One
Fidelity Computing was the most colorful PC company in Silicon Valley.
A Catholic priest, a Mormon bishop, and an Orthodox rabbi walk into a technology gold rush and start a computer company. The fact that it sounded like the setup for a nerdy joke about the mid-1980s was fantastic for their bottom line. Everyone who heard their story loved it.
As juicy as the story of Fidelity Computing was, they flew under most people’s radar for years, even as they built a wildly profitable technology empire through direct sales through faith groups. The first time most of us heard of them was in 1983, when Byte ran its cover story on Fidelity Computing, unearthing a parallel universe of technology that had grown up while no one was looking.
At first, I thought maybe they were doing something similar to Apple’s new Macintosh: like Apple, they made PCs (the Wise PC), an operating system (Wise DOS), and a whole line of monitors, disk drives, printers, and software.
Like the Mac, none of these things worked with anything else—you needed to buy everything from floppy disks to printer cables specially from them, because nothing anyone else made would work with their system.
And like the Mac, they sold mostly through word of mouth. The big difference was that Mac users were proud to call themselves a cult, while Fidelity Computing’s customers were literally a religion.
Long after Fidelity had been called to the Great Beyond, its most loyal customers gave it an afterlife, nursing their computers along, until the parts and supplies ran out. They’d have kept going even then, if there’d been any way to unlock their machines and use the same stuff the rest of the computing world relied on. But that wasn’t something Fidelity Computing would permit, even from beyond the grave.
I was summoned to Fidelity headquarters—in unfashionable Colma, far from the white-hot start-ups of Palo Alto, Mountain View, and, of course, Cupertino—by a friend of Art’s. Art had a lot more friends than me. I was a skipping stone, working as the part-time bookkeeper/accountant/CFO for half a dozen companies and never spending more than one or two days in the same office.
Art was hardly more stable than me—he switched start-ups all the time, working for as little as two months (and never for more than a year) before moving on. His bosses knew what they were getting: you hired Art Hellman to blaze into your company, take stock of your product plan, root out and correct all of its weak points, build core code libraries, and then move on. He was good enough and sufficiently in demand to command the right to behave this way, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. My view was, it was an extended celebration of his liberation from the legal villainy of Nick Cassidy III: having narrowly escaped a cage, he was determined never to be locked up again.
Art’s “engagements”—as he called them—earned him the respect and camaraderie of half the programmers and hardware engineers in the Valley. This, in spite of the fact that he was a public and ardent member of the Lavender Panthers, wore the badge on his lapel, went to the marches, and brought his boyfriend to all the places where his straight colleagues brought their girlfriends.
He’d come out to me less than a week after I arrived by the simple expedient of introducing the guy he was watching TV with in our living room as Lewis, his boyfriend. Lewis was a Chinese guy about our age, and his wardrobe—plain white tee, tight blue jeans, loafers—matched the new look Art had adopted since leaving Boston. Lewis had a neat, short haircut that matched Art’s new haircut, too.
To call the Art I’d known in Cambridge a slob would be an insult to the natty, fashion-conscious modern slob. He’d favored old band T-shirts with fraying armpit seams, too-big jeans that were either always sliding off his skinny hips or pulled up halfway to his nipples. In the summer, his sneakers had holes in the toes. In the winter, his boots were road-salt-crusted crystalline eruptions. His red curls were too chaotic for a white-boy ’fro and were more of a heap, and he often went days without shaving.
There were members of the Newbury Street Irregulars who were bigger slobs than Art, but they smelled. Art washed, but otherwise, he looked like a homeless person (or a hacker). His transformation to a neatly dressed, clean-shaven fellow with a twenty-five-dollar haircut that he actually used some sort of hairspray on was remarkable. I’d assumed it was about his new life as a grown-up living far from home and doing a real job. It turned out that wasn’t the reason at all.
“Oh,” I said. “That makes a lot of sense.” I shook Lewis’s hand. He laughed. I checked Art. He was playing it cool, but I could tell he was nervous. I remembered Lucille and how she listened, and what it felt like to be heard. I thought about Art, and the things he’d never been able to tell me.
There’d been a woman in the Irregulars who there were rumors about, and there were a pair of guys one floor down in Art’s building who held hands in the elevator, but as far as I knew up until that moment, I hadn’t really ever been introduced to a homosexual person. I didn’t know how I felt about it, but I did know how I wanted to feel about it.
So Art didn’t just get to know all kinds of geeks from his whistle-stop tour of Silicon Valley’s hottest new tech ventures. He was also plugged into this other network of people from the Lavender Panthers, and their boyfriends and girlfriends, and the people he knew from bars and clubs. He and Lewis lasted for a couple of months, and then there were a string of weekends where there was a new guy at the breakfast table, and then he settled down again for a while with Artemis, and then he hit a long dry spell.
I commiserated. I’d been having a dry spell for nearly the whole two years I’d been in California. The closest I came to romance was exchanging a letter with Lucille every couple of weeks—she was a fine pen pal, but that wasn’t really a substitute for a living, breathing woman in my life.
Art threw himself into his volunteer work, and he was only half joking when he said he did it to meet a better class of boys than you got at a club. Sometimes, there’d be a committee meeting in our living room and I’d hear about the congressional committee hearing on the “gay plague” and the new wave of especially vicious attacks. It was pretty much the only time I heard about that stuff—no one I worked with ever brought it up, unless it was to make a terrible joke.
It was Murf, one of the guys from those meetings, who told me that Fidelity Computing was looking for an accountant for a special project. He had stayed after the meeting and he and Art made a pot of coffee and sat down in front of Art’s Apple clone, a Franklin Ace 1200 that he’d scored six months ahead of its official release. After opening the lid to show Murf the interior, Art fired it up and put it through its paces.
I hovered over his shoulder, watching. I’d had a couple of chances to play with the 1200, and I wanted one more than anything in the world except for a girlfriend.
“Marty,” Art said, “Murf was telling me about a job I thought you might be good for.”
The Ace 1200 would have a list price of $2,200. I pulled up a chair.
Fidelity Computing’s business offices were attached to their warehouse, right next to their factory. It took up half of a business park in Colma, and I had to circle it twice to find a parking spot. I was five minutes late and flustered when I presented myself to the receptionist, a blond woman with a ten – years – out – of – date haircut and a modest cardigan over a sensible white shirt buttoned to the collar, ring on her finger.
“Hello,” I said. “I’m Marty Hench. I—uh—I’ve got a meeting with the Reverend Sirs.” That was what the executive assistant I’d spoken to on the phone had called them. It sounded weird when he said it. It sounded weirder when I said it.
The receptionist gave me a smile that only went as far as her lips. “Please have a seat,” she said. There were only three chairs in the little reception area, vinyl office chairs with worn wooden armrests. There weren’t any magazines, just glossy catalogs featuring the latest Fidelity Computing systems, accessories, consumables, and software. I browsed one, marveling at the parallel universe of computers in the strange, mauve color that denoted all Fidelity equipment, including the boxes, packaging, and, now that I was attuned to it, the accents and carpet in the small lobby. A side door opened and a young, efficient man in a kippah and wire-rim glasses called for me: “Mr. Hench?” I closed the catalog and returned it to the pile and stood. As I went to shake his hand, I realized that something had been nagging me about the catalog—there were no prices.
“I’m Shlomo,” the man said. “We spoke on the phone. Thank you for coming down. The Reverend Sirs are ready to see you now.”
He wore plain black slacks, hard black shiny shoes, and a white shirt with prayer-shawl tassels poking out of its tails. I followed him through a vast room filled with chest-high Steelcase cubicles finished in yellowing, chipped wood veneer, every scratch pitilessly lit by harsh overhead fluorescents. Most of the workers at the cubicles were women with headsets, speaking in hushed tones. The tops of their heads marked the interfaith delineators: a block of Orthodox headscarves, then a block of nuns’ black and white scarves (I learned to call them “veils” later), then the Mormons’ carefully coiffed, mostly blond dos.
“This way,” Shlomo said, passing through another door and into executive row. The mauve carpets were newer, the nap all swept in one direction. The walls were lined with framed certificates of appreciation, letters from religious and public officials (apparently, the church and state were not separate within the walls of Fidelity Computing), photos of groups of progressively larger groups of people ranked before progressively larger offices—the company history.
We walked all the way to the end of the hall, past closed doors with nameplates, to a corner conference room with a glass wall down one side, showing a partial view of a truck-loading dock behind half-closed vertical blinds. Seated at intervals around a large conference table were the Reverend Sirs themselves, each with his own yellow pad, pencil, and coffee cup.
Shlomo announced me: “Reverend Sirs, this is Marty Hench. Mr. Hench, these are Rabbi Yisrael Finkel, Bishop Leonard Clarke, and Father Marek Tarnowski.” He backed out of the door, leaving me standing, unsure if I should circle the table shaking hands, or take a seat, or—
“Please, sit,” Rabbi Finkel said. He was fiftyish, round-faced and bear-shaped with graying sidelocks and beard and a black suit and tie. His eyes were sharp behind horn-rimmed glasses. He gestured to a chair at the foot of the table.
I sat, then rose a little to undo the button of my sport coat. I hadn’t worn it since my second job interview, when I realized it was making the interviewers uncomfortable. It certainly made me uncomfortable. I fished out the little steno pad and stick pen I’d brought with me.
“Thank you for coming, Mr. Hench.” The rabbi had an orator’s voice, that big chest of his serving as a resonating chamber like a double bass.
“Of course,” I said. “Thanks for inviting me. It’s a fascinating company you have here.”
Bishop Clarke smiled at that. He was the best dressed of the three, in a well-cut business suit, his hair short, neat, side-parted. His smile was very white, and very wide. He was the youngest of the three—in his late thirties, I’d guess. “Thank you,” he said. “We know we’re very different from the other computer companies, and we like it that way. We like to think that we see something in computers—a potential—that other people have missed.”
Father Tarnowski scowled. He was cadaverously tall and thin, with the usual dog collar and jacket, and a heavy gold class ring. His half-rim glasses flashed. He was the oldest, maybe sixty, and had a sour look that I took for habitual. “He doesn’t want the press packet, Leonard,” he said. “Let’s get to the point.” He had a broad Chicago accent like a tough-guy gangster in The Untouchables.
Bishop Clarke’s smile blinked off and on for an instant and I was overcome with the sudden knowledge that these two men did not like each other at all, and that there was some kind of long-running argument simmering beneath the surface. “Thank you, Marek, of course. Mr. Hench’s time is valuable.” Father Tarnowski snorted softly at that and the bishop pretended he didn’t hear it, but I saw Rabbi Finkel grimace at his yellow pad.
“What can I help you Reverend Sirs with today?” Reverend Sirs came more easily now, didn’t feel ridiculous at all. The three of them gave the impression of being a quarter inch away from going for each other’s throats, and the formality was a way to keep tensions at a distance.
“We need a certain kind of accountant,” the rabbi said. He’d dated the top of his yellow pad and then circled the date. “A kind of accountant who understands the computer business. Who understands computers, on a technical level. It’s hard to find an accountant like that, believe it or not, even in Silicon Valley.” I didn’t point out that Colma wasn’t in Silicon Valley.
“Well,” I said, carefully. “I think I fit that bill. I’ve only got an associate’s degree in accounting, but I’m a kind of floating CFO for half a dozen companies and I’ve been doing night classes at UCSF Extension to get my bachelor’s. I did a year at MIT and built my own computer a few years back. I program pretty well in BASIC and Pascal and I’ve got a little C, and I’m a pretty darned good debugger, if I do say so myself.”
Bishop Clarke gave a small but audible sigh of relief. “You do indeed sound perfect, and I’m told that Shlomo spoke to your references and they were very enthusiastic about your diligence and . . . discretion.”
I’d given Shlomo a list of four clients I’d done extensive work with, but I hadn’t had “discretion” in mind when I selected them. It’s true that doing a company’s accounts made me privy to some sensitive information—like when two employees with the same job were getting paid very different salaries—but I got the feeling that wasn’t the kind of “discretion” the bishop had in mind.
“I’m pretty good at minding my own business,” I said, and then, “even when I’m being paid to mind someone else’s.” I liked that line, and made a mental note about it. Maybe someday I’d put it on my letterhead. Martin Hench: Confidential CPA.
The bishop favored me with a chuckle. The rabbi nodded thoughtfully. The priest scowled.
“That’s very good,” the bishop said. “What we’d like to discuss today is of a very sensitive nature, and I’m sure you’ll understand if we would like more than your good word to rely on.” He lifted his yellow pad, revealing a single page, grainily photocopied, and slid it over the table to me. “That’s our standard nondisclosure agreement,” he said. He slid a pen along to go with it.
I didn’t say anything. I’d signed a few NDAs, but only after I’d taken a contract. This was something different. I squinted at the page, which was a second- or third-generation copy and blurry in places. I started to read it. The bishop made a disgusted noise. I pretended I didn’t hear him.
I crossed out a few clauses and carefully lettered in an amendment. I initialed the changes and slid the paper back across the table to the bishop, and found the smile was gone from his face. All three of them were now giving me stern looks, wrath-of-God looks, the kind of looks that would make a twenty-one-year-old kid like me very nervous indeed. I felt the nerves rise and firmly pushed them down.
“Mr. Hench,” the bishop said, his tone low and serious, “is there some kind of problem?”
It pissed me off. I’d driven all the way to for-chrissakes Colma and these three weirdo God-botherers had ambushed me with their everything – and – the – kitchen – sink contract. I had plenty of work, and I didn’t need theirs, especially not if this was the way they wanted to deal. This had suddenly become a negotiation, and my old man had always told me the best negotiating position was a willingness to get up from the table. I was going to win this negotiation, one way or another.
“No problem,” I said.
“And yet you appear to have made alterations to our standard agreement.”
“I did,” I said. That’s not a problem for me, I didn’t say.
He gave me more of that stern eyeball-ray stuff. I let my negotiating leverage repel it. “Mr. Hench, our standard agreement can only be altered after review by our general counsel.”
“That sounds like a prudent policy,” I said, and met his stare.
He clucked his tongue. “I can get a fresh one,” he said. “This one is no good.”
I cocked my head. “I think it’d be better to get your general counsel, wouldn’t it?”
The three of them glared at me. I found I was enjoying myself. What’s more, I thought Rabbi Finkel might be suppressing a little smile, though the beard made it hard to tell.
“Let me see it,” he said, holding his hand out.
Bishop Clarke gave a minute shake of his head. The rabbi half rose, reached across the table, and slid it over to himself, holding it at arm’s length and adjusting his glasses. He picked up his pen and initialed next to my changes.
“Those should be fine,” he said, and slid it back to me. “Sign, please.”
“Yisrael,” Bishop Clarke said, an edge in his voice, “changes to the standard agreements need to be reviewed—”
“By our general counsel,” the rabbi finished, waving a dismissive gesture at him. “I know, I know. But these are fine. We should probably make the same changes to all our agreements. Meanwhile, we’ve all now had a demonstration that Mr. Hench is the kind of person who takes his promises seriously. Would you rather have someone who doesn’t read and signs his life away, or someone who makes sure he knows what he’s signing and agrees with it?”
Bishop Clarke’s smile came back, strained at the corners. “That’s an excellent point, Rabbi. Thank you for helping me understand your reasoning.” He collected the now-signed contract from me and tucked it back under his yellow pad.
“Now,” he said, “we can get down to the reason we asked you here today.”
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ellaa-writes · 1 year ago
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inspired by this, enjoy :) (unedited)
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the bell above the door alerted you to someone entering you small little studio. It was right in the heart of downtown, use to be a bake shop. The smell of fresh bread still can be smelled if you pressed your nose up against the wall. You wiped at your furrowed brow, taking a step back to look at your latest painting. It was all wrong, you couldn't get the shading right. You abandoned your pallet and brush on the stool next to you, making sure you didn't have paint on your face as you walked to the front.
Usually Horace man's the front but he just stepped out for a smoke, leaving you alone in the studio for the next 15 mins. As you emerged from the back you looked around the small space. Not only do you sell original art work but you also sell local art work as well. It was hard to miss him, with the way he towered over everything around him. His back was turned to you and you thanked the heavens it was. You never hesitated to great someone before, your hands started to shake with nerves before you clenched them closed.
His back rippled before he turned his head back in your direction. You smiled quickly, rubbing the sweat from your palms onto your painters apron.
"Hi, sorry for the wait. Is there anything I could do for you.. Sir?" the sir came out hesitantly and nearly a whisper. His green eyes narrowed at you, taking in your form. They traveled down to your waist and back up, locking onto your own. His face softened as he flashed a smile.
"I'm in town for the weekend, thought I'd take a walk around before I saw a sign for an art studio. Do you run this place?" his voice had a thick accent but you were still able to understand him.
"Oh no, that would be Horace. He just stepped out for a minute. I just work in the back most of the time." you spoke lowly, coming around the counter to stand in front of him.
His eyes lit up at the full sight of you, your shoes were covered in many different colors on paint, fresh and old blending together. The warmth in his eyes shifted to something you couldn't quiet make out, but it did make the hairs on your arm stand straight as a small shudder rippled through your body.
"Could you tell me about this piece?" you had to step forward more has he was blocking the painting he was referring to. As it came into veiw and you could feel the heat radiating off his body the closer you got.
It was of the lake, with the mountains in the back. A soft glow from the stars bouncing off the calm waters. You painted in about 3 years ago, took you weeks too but mostly because it was mid December when you decided to trek out to the lakeshore. The black rocks surrounding the lake weren't kind to your feet those days.
"Um... sorry what was the question?" and this was exactly way you stayed in the back. You always struggled to communicate with others.
"The painting, is the artist still around?" he asked as his eyes scanned other paintings.
"Oh yes she is." you shifted from him, you need some distance to think properly. You walked over to a stack of painting, rummaging through them.
"Is it possible I could speak to... Her?" unbeknownst to you his eyes were trained in your backside. Watching as you bent over to look through the stack of painting before finding the one you were looking for.
"Sorry, speak to who?" you asked as you set the new painting next to the one he was looking at.
"The artist who made this." he pointed at the landscape in front of him.
"Oh, well. Your already speaking to her." you avoided his eyes as you looked over the twin paintings. "This one here" you pointed to the new one. "Was painted part summer, same area but different season." looking at the pink sky reflecting off of the water. You could still feel the warm breeze flowing around you.
"They are beautiful, the brush strokes ever so slight. Makes the water come alive." his voice was right behind you, you could feel his breath fanning against your ear as he leaned down to take a better look at them both.
"You have a real talent. How long have you been painting?" the bell dinged again as Horace came in, the slight smell of tobacco filling the space. You shoot him a glance as he takes in the giant.
"Sorry, didn't hear this damn bell. Been meaning to get it upgraded." Horace crossed the space and gave you a get back to work look.
"It was nice meeting you, uh-" you couldn't recall if he told you his name or not. "König, please call me König." his smile didn't quiet reach his eyes but it was big and gummy. You left the two men to make small talk. Horace was ways good at selling, even better at getting more than the asking price.
You focused back on your discarded painting. Standing back from it, looking at it like a lost map. The sound of low muffled voices wafted in, the sound of Horace too happy of a voice and the ding of the cash register. His footsteps entered into your space as he grabbed a packing box and slipped back out.
The chime of the door altering you to the departure of Mr. König.
After you finished up what you could, the sun setting behind the mountains. You gathered your belongings, slipping your purse over your shoulders.
"Horace?" you called out to the older man, and he rounded the corner to bid you far well. "Here" he reached out his hand, a small black card rested between his pointer and middle finger. "What's this?" you asked. Grabbing it and looking at the gold text.
Art Dealer
"Sold those two painting for well above the worth they are. Finally getting my moneys worth outta ya." Horace was a rough man, having taken over his father's operation begrudgingly.
"See you tomorrow!" you called out as he disappeared from view. The walk back to your small cottage wasn't far, and at this time of year the air before dusk was crisp.
You walked along the side walk, unknowingly being tailed by a sleek black car.
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markrosewater · 4 months ago
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When you get questions about the likelihood of something happening again (for example different types of draft sets like conspiracy or commander legends) where they might not have sold as well as main sets but were still enjoyed by the community, you often say the likelihood is low. Do you mean it’s unlikely to happen again in general, or will just be a small percentage of future products going forward?
I understand not prioritizing these set styles in general if they don’t sell as well as main sets, but given their popularity and my own personal love of them it’s disappointing to think of them as going away entirely. Not every set will be a hit for everybody, which is fine, but a set having a smaller audience shouldn’t relegate it to the “don’t do again” pile. Maybe there’s a middle ground of every few years you release a new draft specific set at the volume of a single standard set with the expectation that it’ll sell out slower but would hole people over between releases like that?
Magic is a hungry monster. We will keep making more products, but there’s an ebb and flow to the type of product we make at any one moment in time.
Historically, the change cycles. The pendulum pushes in one direction, and eventually changes to a new direction, and so on. It ultimately returns to areas it was before, although updated with the latest design technology.
The current trend that is shaping things is Universes Beyond, but that’s just the hot thing of the moment. The pendulum, as always, will swing.
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pompomqt · 6 months ago
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Journey to the West Chapter 59
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Welcome back to this week's chapter of Journey to the West with @journeythroughjourneytothewest. This week we get to continue our ongoing segment of Sun Wukong getting into trouble with members of the Bull Demon King Family. So let's get into it shall we?
So the gang is traveling along, and soon enough autumn once again comes along. However, it's feeling rather hot for this time of year, which- mood. The gang debates why this might be for a while, before Tripitaka finally just sends Monkey to ask one of the locals about it. So Monkey asks one of the locals to tell them where they are, and also if there is any particular reason for the extreme heat, you know- since global warming wasn't really a problem yet in the 7th century. And after the usual song and dance about how the disciples are so ugly and frightening, but Tripitaka's pretty boy face is enough to make up for, the random villager invites them inside for tea and exposition.
Turns out they are currently in the region known as The Mountain of Flames- aptly named after the on fire mountain that is right in the middle of their path westward. While Tripitaka is waiting for the latest bad news to finish sinking in, Monkey spots someone selling rice-puddings, and transforms one of his hairs into a coin to buy one. The rice pudding is super hot, so while Monkey tosses it from hand to hand like a hot potato while waiting for it to cool off, Monkey asks how they get any farming done under these conditions.
So the rice peddler tells them that there is an Immortal Iron-Fan who has a palm-leaf fan that can extinguish the fire with one wave, summon a breeze on the second, and on the third wave it summons rain. The times when the Immortal does this are when they can get all their farming done.
After hearing this Monkey goes back to Tripitaka and hands him the rice pudding to eat while he asks their current host where the Immortal Iron-fan lives. The villager tries to tell them that asking for the fan won't be easy, since they don't even have any offerings for the Immortal, but Monkey is insistent. So the villager tells him that they live on Jade Cloud Mountain in a cave called Palm-Leaf Cave, about 1450 miles away from here. Now that he has directions, Monkey decides to take the trip to ask for the fan. The villager tries to offer Monkey provisions for what will surely be a long and hard Journey, but Monkey just waves him off saying he's fine and takes off in a cloud somersault.
So Monkey fast travels to the mountain, but decides to gather some last minute information before going to the Immortal. Monkey spots a local wood cutter and asks for where the Palm-Leaf cave of Immortal Iron-Fan is. The Woodcutter doesn't quite know of an Immortal Iron-Fan, does he mean Princess Iron-Fan instead? You know- wife of the Bull Demon King?
Monkey, who has ran out of hope of previously being sworn brothers with the Bull Demon King getting him any special treatment in this family around the second time he had to fight a member- isn't overly pleased to hear this. Monkey isn't overly optimistic about his chances for negotiating for the fan, but decides to give a shot anyways.
So Monkey makes his way to the cave and bangs on the door, asking for the Bull Demon King to come out. Instead a young servant girl opens the door, so Monkey asks the girl to announce him to Princess Iron Fan. So she asks for his name to pass along to the Princess and Monkey tells her he's a priest from the land of the east called Sun Wukong. So the girl goes back inside and tells Princess Iron fan that a monk by the name of Sun Wukong is hear to ask to borrow the Palm-Leaf Fan.
Unsurprisingly, upon hearing this the Princess flies into a rage, and gets dressed in her armor before going out to meet him, weapons in hand. Unable to read the mood, Monkey politely greets her as 'sister in law', and tries the whole 'I had an alliance with the Bull Demon King five hundred years ago' spiel one more time. The Princess however doesn't care about any of that, what she wants to know is why Monkey got her son in trouble. Monkey tries to explain that RedBoy started it by trying to eat his master, and honestly he's in a much better position serving Guanyin now a days anyways, so really he did him a favor. However the Princess is still upset, since even though her son wasn't killed, she is still unable to even visit him now.
Monkey tries to suggest a compromise, if she loans him the fan, then after he puts out the fire he'll pay Guanyin a visit and bring RedBoy here so she can see how well he's doing herself, and he'll return the fan to her at the same time. Which I personally find a pretty fair offer, it's nice to see Monkey trying to work things out through negotiation rather then jumping straight to violence. However the Princess offers a compromise- he should instead just stand there and let her hack him up with her sword, and if he can endure it she'll lend him the fan- if not, well he'll be dead anyways and no longer her problem I guess.
Monkey is more then happy to agree to this new deal, and honestly, getting whacked a few times with a sword is probably easier for him then going all the way to Guanyin for a visit anyways. So Monkey just sticks out his head for the Princess to hit until she gets tired and tells her to have at it. So the Princess hits him about fifteen times, but doesn't accomplish anything, so she tries to flee, but Monkey insists she hand over the fan first. The Princess refuses, so Monkey pulls out his staff and the two begin to fight in earnest. The two fight until it starts getting late, and finally realizing that she'll never beat him, the Princess takes out her Palm-Leaf fan, and fans at Monkey, creating a gust of wind that blows him out of her hair.
Monkey is left blowing on this wind throughout the entire night, unable to stop or touch the ground, until he finally manages to catch onto a mountain and bring himself to a halt. And Monkey actually recognizes this mountain from a previous adventure. It's where he defeated the the other wind themed demon the Yellow Robed Demon with the help of Lingji. While he's already in the neighborhood, Monkey decides to visit Lingji to ask for directions back to where he came from. So Monkey goes to Lingji's place, and Lingji asks him if he's acquired the scriptures already. Monkey explains that there's been a slight hiccup in that plan, and that he was actually blown all the way here by Princess Iron fan.
When Monkey asks how far away he is from the Mountain of Flames, Lingji, explains that he is about fifty thousand miles away. Also that he is impressed that Monkey managed to stop when he did since the fan is capable of blowing people eighty four thousand miles. Monkey then asks if Lingji knows how they can overcome this trial, and Lingji explains that it's actually good fortune that Monkey ended up hear again. Because way back when, the Buddha had given Lingji two different items to deal with the Yellow Robed Demon, the first is the dragon staff, that they used on the Yellow Robed Demon. The second however is a Wind-Arresting Elixir that they hadn't needed to use back then, so he still has it. With the Elixir, the fan won't be able to work on Monkey, so Lingji helps sew the pellet into Monkey's collar before sending him on his way.
Monkey once again arrives at Princess Iron-Fan's doorstep, and once again bangs on the door demanding the fan. The Maid from earlier once again reports his presence to her boss, who is surprised he's back so soon, since if he should still be getting blown away by the fan right about now. This time she resolves to blow him away three or four times so that he won't be able to come back at all as she heads back out to meet him. When Monkey see's her, he once again asks to borrow the fan, and says he'll bring it back after he's done. The Princess however isn't having it, since it isn't even about the fan, not really, it's about her not being able to see her son anymore. So the Princess attacks, but this time when she gets tired of fighting and tries to blow Monkey away the fan doesn't work on him. Unsure what else to do, the Princess feel's and seals herself inside her cave.
Rather then banging on the door again, Monkey instead transforms into a tiny mole cricket and sneaks inside. And just in time to, since Princess Iron-Fan is currently calling for tea, which gives Monkey inspiration. So while the maid is pouring the Princess a cup of tea, Monkey takes the opportunity to dive into the tea. Once the Princess drinks the tea, and Monkey finds his way in the Princess's stomach, he decides to make his presence known to her. From inside of her, Monkey once again calls out to borrow the fan. The Princess is horrified and asks how he's inside her house since they locked the doors, but the maid points out that it's worse then that, he's not just in the house, he's inside her.
Monkey confirms to Princess Iron-Fan that he is indeed in her stomach right now, by punching her intestines and causing her unbearable pain. And Monkey keeps up the torture until Princess Iron-Fan finally gives in and begs for mercy, and agrees to loan him the fan. Princess Iron-Fan has one of the maids fetch the fan, once Monkey confirms it's there, he finally leaves through her mouth and transforms back into his usual form. Monkey then thanks her, before taking the fan and returning to Tripitaka and the others.
Tripitaka is delighted to see Monkey back, fan in hand. Monkey then explains his latest adventure and about how Immortal Iron-Fan is actually Princess Iron-Fan and the wife of the Bull Demon King. All caught up on current events, the group travels on-wards towards the mountain until it gets to hot for anyone but Monkey to go any further. So Monkey tells everyone to wait here for him while he goes to the mountain to extinguish the fire.
So Monkey goes to the mountain and fans the flames once, only for the flames to burn even hotter, he fans a second time only for it to become even more intense, and the third makes it even worse until the flames have increased a hundredfold. Seeing that this has not gone at all according to plan, Monkey retreats back to the others, and warns them to run since the fire is coming. After they have retreated to a safe distance, Tripitaka asks Monkey what happened. Monkey throws the fan away saying that he must have been tricked which causes Tripitaka to start crying again.
Monkey explains everything that happened to the others, and said that if he hadn't gotten away in time all his hair probably would have burned up. Pigsy asks why that is, since Monkey is usually pretty fire proof, but monkey explains that he has to prepare ahead of time with a fire repellent sign or magic to protect himself, but this time since he was expecting to put out the fire he wasn't prepared for it. For now though they have to decide what to do next since the fan was a bust.
Before they can get to deep into discussion however, the local mountain god stops by with some lunch and information. He tells them that the fan they have is indeed a fake, and for the real one they are going to have to talk to the Bull Demon King himself.
Current Sun Wukong Stats: Names/Titles: Monkey, The Stone Monkey, The Handsome Monkey King, Sun Wukong (Monkey awakened to the void), Bimawen (Banhorseplague), The Great Sage Equal To Heaven and Pilgrim Sun. Immortality: 5 + 94,000 years Weapon: The Compliant Golden Hooped Rod Abilities: 72 Transformations, Cloud-Somersault, Ability to transform his individual hairs, super strength, Ability to Summon Wind, Water restriction charm, and the ability to change into a huge war form, ability to duplicate his staff, ability to immobilize others, the ability to put others to sleep, and the Fiery eyes and Diamond Pupils, intimidating horses, churning large bodies of water, sleeplessness, seizing the wind, enhanced smell, discerning good and evil within a thousand miles, Spirit Summoning, lock picking, object transformation, distance reduction, vanishing in a flash of light, super healing, transforming others, Invisibility and Wind Resistance Demon Kill Count: 10 + Unknown Number of Minions Human Kill Count: 1039 God's Defeated: 23 + Unknown number Defeats: 7 Crime List: Robbery, Murder, Mass Murder, Arson, Theft, Coercion, Threatening a Government Official, Resisting Arrest, Assault, Forgery, Employee Theft, False Imprisonment, Impersonating a Government Official, Treason, attempted murder, failure to control or report a dangerous fire, desecrating a corpse, breaking and entering, trespassing, violating Tree Law, looting corpses, trading counterfeit goods, criminal threat, animal abuse, Assisting or Instigating Escape, Damage to Religious Property, contaminating a substance for human consumption, Identity Fraud, and Disorderly Conduct Cry Count: 9 + 3 fake cries Mountains Trapped Under: 4
Current Tang Sanzang stats: Names/Titles: River Float, Xuanzang, Tang Sanzang, Tripitaka and the Tang Monk Abilities: Curing Blindness, making branches point a certain direction (allegedly), reciting sutras, pretty privilege, memorization, Heart Sutra and Meditation. Cry Count: 31 Tight Fillet Spell Uses: 63 Paralyzed by fear: 6 Bandit Problems: 3 Kidnapped by demons: 9 Falling Off Horses: 10
Current Bai Long Ma Stats: Names/Titles: Bai Long Ma (White Dragon Horse), Prince of the Western Ocean, and third prince jade dragon of the dragon king Aorun Abilities: Transforming into a human, a water snake, and a horse, eating a horse in one bite, flight, Magic of Water Restriction, Singing, and Sword Dancing. Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Arson, and Grave Disobedience. Contributions to the plot: 3 Kidnapped by demons: 1
Current Zhu Wuneng Stats: Names/Titles: The Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds, Zhu Wuneng (Pig who is aware of ability), Zhu Ganglie, Pigsy, Idiot and Eight Rules. Weapon: Rake Abilities: 36 Transformations, parting water, fighting underwater, cloud soaring, size enhancement and CPR Demon Kill Count/Kill steals: 5 Kidnapped by Demons: 4 Human Kill Count: 1 Failed Flirtation/romances Attempts: 4 Cry Count: 2 Crime List: Sexual Harassment, Murder, Kidnapping, arson, defamation, Damage to Religious Property, contaminating a substance for human consumption, Identity Fraud, Theft and Forcible entry
Current Sha Wujing Stats: Names/Titles: The Curtain-Raising General, Sha Wujing (Sand Aware of Purity), Sandy and Sha Monk Weapon: Monster Taming Staff Abilities: Fighting underwater, Cloud soaring, and fetching water from a well. Demon Kill Count: 1 + Unknown number of minions. Kidnapped by Demons: 3 Human Kill Count: 1 Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Breaking a Crystal Cup, murder, desecration of a human corpse, Damage to Religious Property and contaminating a substance for human consumption
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montimer · 9 months ago
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Can I request goofy evil scientist!reader x joker headcanons?
Like the reader is still quite a beginner in being a villain and is not that good. More seen as a joke villain rather then a threat, they just mainly rob banks, steal stuff, the normal cartoony villain shenanigans. They also have a goofy evil laugh.
And I wanna see how the joker will think of that (idk how to phrase it)
Idk really, sorry (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)
Sure sure!
Joker x scientist!reader
Gn!reader, reader is a beginner villain
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A new villain in gotham. A new pain in the butt for the police. And a new soon to be obsession for our prince of crime.
You are a beginner and for whatever reason you turned to the evil side, you want to make others suffer for it. And their wallets
You begin with simply robbery. Your weapon is either a gun or some toxin, maybe both.
Gotham didn't fail to notice how clumsy and new you were. The other villains just ignored you for the most part. But not him.
Back at the asylum, joker was watching the big tv from one of the rooms. Thats when he noticed you. You looked so different, so unique, so silly! Now you got his attention. The tv showed ur latest crime. And a clip too.
There you were, a bit far away from the camera. He almost got up from his seat to take a better look until- he heard ur laugh. It was so goofy but evil like. It made him crack up. His smile widened upon seeing you. He wanted to know you better, and more about you.
He randomly showed up at your crime. You think hes here to steal before you can. He tells you "You gotta catch me to earn these sweets" he waves the pearls in his hand. You run towards him and he giggles to himself as he watches you chase him.
"Hahahaha! You got this, keep up dear!" He just runs too fast, you can't catch up
You're getting annoyed and choose to stop in your track. "Ah whatever its just some pearls" you turn back to see what else to steal.
He stops too as he notices that you aren't chasing him anymore. He puffs and scolds you. You just ignore him until you hear something. O-oh. Its the cops
He motions his hands for you to run with him and in your hurry you decide to go with him.
Hardly but the two of you escape.
You pant as you stare up at him. "Y-you! Cuz of you i could barley focus, now we only got that stupid necklace.." you stare at it. He giggles as you angrily look up at him.
"You're so cute when your angry, i like ya sweets. Oh, heres your pretty lil necklace" before you could object he put the necklace full of pearls around you.
"Consider it a gift!"
Oh now your mad. "It was mine to begin with! Plus its not for wearing, this thing cost-" he put his fingers to your mouth to shush you up.
"Shhh, ofc its for wearing. You wouldn't sell a gift now would you?" You give him a tired look.
He smiles and pets your head.
"Good good. Well would you look at the time? I gotta slip! See you around!" He bows and waves as he runs to the other direction.
You just watch him until he disappears, he seemed to like that since he took one last look back. Oh well, maybe next time you'll succeed. Wait..did he said see you around? Oh god no
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directsellingnow · 5 months ago
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Business Coach & Mentor Shiv Arora के साथ टॉप लीडर्स के लिए Maharashtra में हुआ विशेष Training Session
Network Marketing Latest News: Maharashtra में Direct Selling Industry के टॉप लीडर्स के लिए एक महत्वपूर्ण Training Session आयोजित किया गया, जिसमें मुख्य वक्ता के रूप में प्रसिद्ध Business Coach और Mentor Mr. Shiv Arora ने अपनी उपस्थिति दर्ज कराई। इस कार्यक्रम में उनकी प्रेरणादायक चर्चाओं और गहन motivational talks ने प्रतिभागियों को न केवल प्रोत्साहित किया बल्कि उनकी प्रदर्शन क्षमता (performance)…
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detailtilted · 8 months ago
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NEW Enhanced Edition - CHICON 2009 - J2 Breakfast
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Direct link to video. Link to YouTube channel. (13 videos available.)
My latest video is up. 82% of the footage came from the video AgtSpooky sent me. Her video was already on YouTube, but not properly credited to her. I used a few other sources that are credited in my video description.
This video won't look as good as my others, for reasons I've already explained in typically wordy fashion in another post, but I do think it's still quite an improvement versus what's previously been available on YouTube. There are, as usual, some funny moments! I hope you'll find it to be worth watching.
My next video will be the main J2 panel. This is when they first started doing completely combined panels instead of having a combination of solo and joint panels. My turnaround time on the next video will be much slower than it has been up to this point. This is both because the next video will be twice as long as most of my other videos, and also because I have some personal chaos (buying a house/selling a house/moving) that will eat into a lot of my spare time over the next month and a half.
I'll be even less active on Tumblr than usual while this is going on. Whatever spare time I manage to find will probably be dedicated toward video editing rather than social media. If you don't hear much from me over the next month or two, it's definitely not because I've lost interest in my project or the fandom.
Before/after comparison photos...
In addition to these images, there's a 32-second comparison video in this post (the same post I linked to above). The original videos had very heavy flashes which I reduced in the enhanced version, and a screen shot can't demonstrate how big of a difference that makes.
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A recap for anyone not familiar with this project…
In December 2023, I started this project to enhance old convention videos. I'm upscaling the videos and making other visual improvements, adding extra content to clarify various references, and adding good color-coded subtitles so you can better understand the sometimes-chaotic audio.
My goal is to publish the best, most complete, and most watchable versions of these older convention panels yet seen, but this is only possible thanks to the fans who captured the footage in the first place and were generous enough to share it with other fans. My video descriptions on YouTube will always credit my sources.
If you have any old convention videos you'd be willing to contribute to this project, please message me! I can also be reached at [email protected]. Even if your videos are on YouTube, the original files, if you still have them, may upscale much better. If I can get them to upscale, I'd happily send the upscaled files back to you for your own collection whether I use them or not.
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invisibleicewands · 23 days ago
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Michael Sheen says 'I'm not getting paid for this' as he launches most ambitious project yet
Fair play to Michael Sheen, he doesn't half set himself some challenges. After a decades-long career in Hollywood and British films and TV the 56-year-old Port Talbot raised star has embarked on his latest project - resurrecting Wales' national theatre company .
The RADA alumni clearly gets a huge buzz from creating, collaborating and acting with likeminded people. And his launch of the Welsh National Theatre this week is his most recent chapter in a series of projects intended to uplift and assist both the Welsh culture and people.
Since becoming a 'not for profit' actor on the back of selling his house in the US and the UK to bankroll the 2019 Homeless World Cup, held in Cardiff, he's fronted a Channel 4 documentary in which he used £100,000 of his own money to write off £1m worth of debts for a group of people in south Wales. This follows his 2017 move of setting up the End High Cost Credit Alliance to help people find more affordable ways of borrowing money. This year he's also launching book A Home For Spark The Dragon which he co-wrote and will help to raise funds for homelessness charity, Shelter, when it is released on June 5.
Now he, and a group of creative talent from across Wales have focused the spotlight on theatre in Wales after the Arts Council of Wales pulled all the funding for National Theatre Wales, which officially came to an end in December of last year.
Describing the launch of the Welsh National Theatre as a "new dawn for theatre in Wales" he, as its artistic director, also reflects on what a "huge loss" it would be to never have a national theatre in Wales again, or at least for a long time. It came to a head and the inspiration train was boarded at the rehearsals for Nye - the critically accclaimed original play about Aneurin Bevan and the creation of the NHS Sheen lead for the National Theatre (UK-wide) and Wales Millennium Centre last year.
Sheen told WalesOnline: "I was in a rehearsal room with a bunch of Welsh actors talking inevitably about how it looked like we had lost our National Theatre in Wales. There was a lot of talk of why that might have happened, the rights and wrongs of it and what went wrong - and all that kind of stuff.
"But ultimately, we were faced with the possibility of not having a National Theatre in Wales. It was such a tortuous process for us to get to that point that we started with in the first place. There was a real fear that maybe that would be it. That we would never have one again or it would take a very long time for that to happen."
He adds that it would be a huge loss to Wales if the country, famous for its performative heritage of the Mabinogion, Hedd Wyn, RS Thomas, Richard Burton and everything we have poured into 100s of years of culture, lost its country-wide outlet for theatre, acting, writing and directing - but he never had a plan to dive in - until he did.
"Even though it was not in any way something that I was planning to do, at a certain point in talking about it, I realised - 'well, if I don’t step up, how do I expect anyone else to?' he added, going onto speak about the challenges and how he's not getting any salary gain from the project. "The circumstances were so challenging I think - that it needed someone who had their own resources, brought certain qualities to the role that would allow it to happen. I’m not getting paid, I am able to collaborate and partner up with various organisations because of my work as an actor and my profile, I can get certain doors to open, I can get people on board - it felt like that’s what it sort of what people needed, otherwise it was going to be impossible.
"I think there was a window of time before the opportunity would dry up. That’s the why now. What made me take it on is ultimately, I heard myself arguing for what it should be and I was talking about something that only really me could do at this moment of time."
Writers Gary Owen, Russell T Davies and Time Price, directors Francesca Goodridge and CEO Sharon Gilburd, are already involved and the WNT will be building a network of talent scouts, too, who will be keeping an eye on youth, amateur and professional theatre productions. Dubbed "The Welsh Net" it's a play on the term "Welsh Not" which stifled Welsh expression and language - but the Welsh Net will champion new talent, voices and creativity.
"Part of the success of any organisation, I think, is collaboration and allowing people to take on responsibility and to grow and thrive in those situations as well as having a very strong vision at the heart of it. I hope I’m establishing certain kinds of values and beliefs and a way of looking at things and aspirations, but the team - it’s only going to work if the team is able to thrive in that," said the star who's known globally for his roles in Twilight, Frost/Nixon and Good Omens.
One other desire for the new national theatre company is that it will give space for actors, writers and directors to remain in Wales and still take on ambitious projects of scale. "One of the difficulties I think is bringing directors through, and being able to give directors, up and coming directors, the chance not to just work in studio spaces but on main stages and get them working on that kind of scale and level," he said, adding that Wales produces a strong stream of actors but many of them, including himself, leave to pursue their careers elsewhere.. He continued: "I think with writers, again, we’ve always had fantastic writers but having an incentive to write bold, ambitious plays about our country, that you know is going to get a chance of a production rather than writing a play that you know has no chance of being produced as it’s going to be too expensive."
Talking about bold productions, one of Welsh National Theatre's first productions will be an original play from Gary Owen, Owain & Henry, which promises to be an "epic" new play that focuses on the 15th century rebellion against the English crown by the outlawed prince, Owain Glyndŵr.
"There’s not many people who can put that on - and if the Welsh National Theatre is not going to put that on then no one is," Sheen, who will play Owain, mused. When asked where Owain Glyndŵr would rank in the list of iconic roles he has played, he said: "It’s not just the opportunity to play that role - but to have started a company that puts that production on and tell that story on the sort of scale that we’re looking at here, at the Millennium Centre, and to know that there’s an audience out there who might be finding out about this story for the first time... that’s going to start a conversation, so I’m really excited."
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tomorrowusa · 7 months ago
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Trump is emo because he's claiming that Google search results make him look bad. Maybe this will encourage him to sell a new official (and overpriced) product: Trump Crying Towels®.
If you act like an asshole, make frequent threats against others, and promise to destroy American democracy, of course the search results for you will be negative. D'oh!
In his typical sore loser mode, Trump is promising to prosecute Google if he's put back in the Oval Office.
Donald Trump threatened on Friday to direct the justice department to pursue criminal charges against Google if he is elected president, claiming the company was unfairly displaying negative news articles about him but not his 2024 election opponent Kamala Harris. The complaint – the latest threat on the campaign trail from Trump to wield the power of the presidency in response to enemies real or perceived – came in an abrupt post on Truth Social. “It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about Comrade Kamala Harris,” Trump said in the post.
Trump is trying to influence the refs. More precisely, he's trying to intimidate the refs.
There are already countless trolls (real and bots) and foreign agents of disinformation working on Trump's behalf. He won't be happy until every outlet of information stops reporting the truth about his depravity.
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cowboysandcannolis · 7 months ago
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Ties that Bond-Chapter I
An afternoon that was meant to be spent on a blind date turns into a tryst, and perhaps more, with fellow sorcerer Kento Nanami…
“Trust me, Y/N. He’s a hell of a catch and he needs someone. Handsome, courteous, he’s exactly your type.”
Your pen twirled easily between your fingers as you sat beneath the shade of the awning at your local cafe, the summer sun searing the sidewalk a mere few feet away. Your other hand had a death grip on the cup filled with your iced latte, which threatened to slosh over the edge of the glass with each of your anxious movements.
Humming nervously, tapping your shoe upon the shaded concrete “I’m not so sure, Kara. You know my life is—complicated.” You winced as the words fell from your lips ineloquently. Your life was an injustice to the meaning of the word complicated.
“You always say that and yet I don’t know what’s so complicated about selling makeup, hell you travel for a living, what’s so difficult about that?”
Shit. That’s the latest in a long string of lies that you told your friend.
Kara had been a wonderful friend to you until the end of middle school. When you had disappeared entirely from your previous school without a trace, enrolled in another school, started a new life. It wasn’t until approximately five years later that you stood on a street corner when she grabbed you by the wrist and insisted you explain to her where you had just up and disappeared to. And she never let go.
Kara was one of the most stubborn people you knew, but that’s why she was one of your only friends that you spoke to regularly that didn’t share your lifestyle. She insisted on being apart of your life, no matter how much it irked you some days. You could easily put a stop to this, make her forget that you ever crossed paths and yet, you never did.
“Kara-“
“Listen, you don’t need to explain it to me, okay? Just give this a chance. Since I’ve gone to the trouble of arranging it. I swear I’ve arranged a date for the most stubborn person on earth. If I didn’t care for you I would have saved myself the trouble.”
“Right-you’re right…thank you.”
Just as she began to prattle on about the suitor that she had arranged for you your ears perked up, drawn to something unseen. Down the street, through the alley.
“Kara, I have to-“
“Oh, is he there? Okay. Have fun, be good! Tell me everything later!”
The phone fell silent as you rose from your seat, chair scraping the concrete behind you. You closed your eyes to concentrate. The din of minds, all in different states, some were upset, some were angry, some were thrilled, it was a never ending sea in all directions, hitting you like a tidal wave. Concentration dwindled that sea to a lake, a pool, a stream…a trickle until you found the solitary source that you were seeking.
A curse. One that moved with its own thoughts, its own constitution.
You moved like a sleepwalker, in a trance like state, fixated on your target. Eyes closed to hide the milky, emerald haze that overcame them with the activation of your technique, eyes did nothing for you anyway. Just as you would be about to bump against one passerby on the street, your feet would redirect with a jolt, bouncing off the cloud of their neural oscillation just in the nick of time. Like a pinball you make your way towards your target.
When your eyes opened once more, the green film fading away as you took stock of your surroundings, viscous purple liquid painted every surface in a ten foot radius, including your once shiny and pristine patent leather shoes. For all the wonders of your technique you could never count on cleanliness, curse brains would splatter without discretion.
Even a few pinpricks of purple managed to fleck your skirt, you pinched the bridge of your nose, sighing.
“I didn’t think a soiled pair of Mary Jane’s was enough to get you down, Y/N.” A familiar voice called from further down the alley, followed by the tell tale click clack of expensive loafers on cobblestones.
“Easy for you to say while wearing freshly polished loafers, Nanami.” As annoyed as you were about the state of your clothes you couldn’t be all too annoyed when in the presence of your favorite fellow sorcerer.
You turned on your heel, a particulate of curse brain squelching beneath your shoe in an unsettling manner, nonetheless you found yourself brushing your hair away from your face and offering a soft smile.
Peering at you over his green tinted glasses, hazel eyes glimmered with amusement at the spectacle you caused, liquidating what was once a level two curse.
“I see you have everything well under control here.”
“Did you think otherwise?” You scoffed, feigning hurt.
“Never. I simply couldn’t pass up on the chance to greet the one and only tolerable co-worker that I have.”
“Likewise. Shall we?”
“Let’s.”
In practiced form he offered you an arm, clad in his fine tan suit, you wove your arm with his and let him lead you out of the alleyway. It was a rare treat the two of you were in the same place at once, usually it occurred whilst your two schools were at odds, with very little time to catch up.
“Were you sent here on assignment? I wasn’t made aware that the curse was in the area.”
“Not at all, I am supposed to be free for the day but, alas, duty calls. You would think the signature would be a drop in the ocean in such a crowded place but…” You signed heavily, leaning on your fellow sorcerer just a tad, feeling deflated “Here I am, shoes soaked in goo.”
Nanami chuckled “Well if you are free for the day then no need pouting over a pair of ruined shoes, not like you have anywhere to be.”
“That’s where you’re wrong. Kara set me up to meet someone and now I am going to have to stand him up, poor thing. I was just going to be polite, but now there isn’t much I can do to explain to a non-sorcerer why I’m covered in purple goo.”
All at once the thick bicep that your hand laid upon tensed, a wave of intense emotions rolling off of him and crashing over you, a dizzying, intense feeling.
Lips suddenly hovered just above your ear startling you, still stricken by the sudden change.
“You say hell to all that and spend that afternoon with me and I’ll buy you a hundred pairs of shoes.”
The intensity of his voice and warm breath tickling your ear caused a shiver to run up your spine, your body betraying your mind before he even finished his proposition.
This would be far from the first tryst with Nanami Kento. Countless times over the years your paths would cross and you’d wind up falling into his bed, chanting his name like a ritual. It was animalistic, it was powerful and it made your mutual cursed energy spike off the charts.
The best part about Nanami that was after the deed was done, a time or two, he’d make you lunch, or dinner or whatever meal was appropriate at that time of day. He’d worship you, wait on you hand and foot if you’d let him and if you decided to stay for a day, a week, or forever. He’d let you. The wonderful, charming bastard.
The problem with infatuation was that it was addictive. Every time you’d stay longer, finding it increasingly difficult to leave each time. Domestic bliss was never an option for someone in your profession, much less two people in your profession. Someone would die, someone would leave. And yet, your mind was betrayed by your naive heart. You were as madly in love with this man as you were with the blonde boy at the rival school all those years ago.
“Kento…” You whispered, sounding so helpless as your skin grew oh so warm. The tone of your voice was enough permission for the blonde man to kiss your ear, and then your neck.
Green clouded over your vision as you gasped wildly to fill your lungs with enough oxygen to fuel the blazing fire within you. Your hands were bound over your head by Nanami’s spotted tie, wound expertly round one of the bed posts.
“Oh, Ken, oh Ken—!!” You cried out as the blond man’s head bobbed rhythmically between your thighs.
You let out a shuttering cry of pleasure, tears rolling down your face, as you neared your peak the electricity between you two surged, your feelings of all time pleasure forcing themselves onto him as well, causing him to whimper against your clit.
Your breasts heaved and skin cooled, letting your head roll back against the pillows as you stared lazily at the bonds above your head through an emerald haze. You felt incredible, unstoppable perhaps. Let any curse try its luck in this moment and see what happens.
A moment later large hands began to untie your bindings, you let your hands fall limp once they were free, closing your eyes and blindly nuzzling against his warm body.
“Let me draw you a bath, goddess.” Nanami whispered, pressing a kiss against your mused hair as he moved to do so.
“No, please. Just give me a moment to enjoy this…” He stilled, allowing you to nuzzle into the crook of his neck, just enjoying his scent, lulling you off to sleep.
You woke some time later to the smell of food cooking, a quick swipe of a hand over the sheets was enough to confirm that Nanami was gone and had been for some time. And yet, the blankets were tucked around you with such thought and care, your lips to quirked into a fond smile. Throwing on only your dress, with no additional undergarment, you padded out of the bedroom.
The blonde man was just pulling a meat thermometer from the oven, turning to wash it off in the sink as he caught your visage, a tiny smirk appearing on his lips.
“You’re awake. I was going to wake you in a few minutes when the cordon bleu was finished.” Nanami busied himself pouring a glass of wine, a favorite Cabernet of yours, you noticed by the label. He either had it on hand with you in mind or made a trip out to get it while you were asleep. Incredibly thoughtful, either way.
He placed the delicate glass of ruby liquid between your fingers, meeting your smoldering gaze with his hazel eyes, studying your expression. Honey brown most of the way around with green streaks throughout both eyes. A little detail that you always kept catalogued in your mind.
The hint was taken and he met your lips in a slow, open mouthed kiss, your hand that was not preoccupied with the glass slinging around his neck.
As his kitchen timer chimed from beside the oven Nanami pulled away, breathlessly, running a hand through his blonde locks. You had riled him up in a way that he wasn’t anticipating. “Y/N, the food is going to burn if you keep this up.”
Grasping the blonde’s sharp chin, forcing him to look down at you, a rare wide eyed, startled expression on his face.
“Let. It.” You commanded, kissing his lips once more, leaving a sharp, lingering bite of his bottom lip before pulling away.
The uncertainty in his face was gone in a millisecond, replaced with a predatory look. You loved it.
Strong arms encircled each of your thighs, lifting you up onto the cold marble counter. You were quick to carelessly discard your wine glass, sliding it across the surface so you could meet his fervent kisses with even more enthusiasm, grasping his face, pulling at his hair, tearing at his shirt.
“Ohhh, you are so bad.” Nanami hissed as you undoubtedly left deep, perhaps even bleeding, scratches with your fingernails on his back through his undershirt.
Nanami was quick to discard his trousers, as quick as he could be with you grabbing and kissing all over him like a bitch in heat.
Once freed from his trousers his cock bobbed intently, head a deep pink and marked with a bead of precum. You make a show of licking your lips like the cock-hungry vixen you were in that moment.
“Ohh no, I don’t trust you not to eat me alive right now with that look you’re giving me. Ass on the edge of the counter. Now.” The commanding tone caused you to smile, sliding right to the edge of the counter, pliant as he slid between your thighs, your knees on either side of his hips. You were quick to turn on him and lock your legs together behind his back, forcing the angle of entry that he was lining up to be sharper, undoubtedly deeper.
Nanami huffed in frustration but let your form of punishment be selfevident, pressing himself inside of you harshly with little warning. You hissed, wincing as he pushed relentlessly inside of you.
“That wouldn’t have happened if you let me do things my way.” He scolded, though he smirked and his tone softened, starting a slower, softer rhythm. “If you just do things my way, pet, I’ll treat you nice. You know I love to treat you nice.”
And you did like when Nanami was soft and worshipped you. However, on this night you were just too full of mischievous energy and just too dead set on challenging him. It had been awhile, you craved the blonde sorcerer putting you in your place.
You let Kento continue his ‘nice’ pace, head and torso lying back upon the cold countertop as he thrusted into you, he was clearly very content.
“See, pet?” The blonde soothed in a soft tone “When you don’t fight me things are so much-“ His hand traveled to caress your cheek and you took your opportunity to be naughty, biting at his thick index finger. Never enough to harm him but enough to give him a shock.
In a second his hand was encircling your throat, squeezing hard enough to cause bloodflow to slow and your mind to become hazy in the most lovely way. And the way he stared down at you so intently caused you to gush, you were sure he felt it.
“What did I just say?!” He boomed, putting more pressure on your throat and you fought back a grin.
“That’s it. If you can’t be good then I’ll treat you as such.”
At that he exited you, pulling hard on your hair, forcing you to arch your back uncomfortably, knees scraping the counter top as he forced you down onto the counter, stomach and breasts pressing against the cool material. He kept his menacing grip on your hair as he suddenly shoved himself inside you, moving at a punishing pace. You moaned, cheek squished against the counter as he used you punishingly.
As soon as he finished inside of you the harsh grip on your hair was released as he sighed breathlessly, pressing a kiss against the small of your back and rubbing a soothing circle with his big, warm palm.
“I’m sorry. But you ask for it.” His menacing tone long gone, play was over. You smiled, raising yourself up to look back at him. “Indeed I did.”
Just as Nanami began to clean up the utter mess you had made of the kitchen there came a heavy, frantic knocking at the front door of his apartment. Your eyes met his hazel ones, sharing a worried look before you hopped off the counter and fled into his bedroom.
“Break it up, break it up! Animals. You two are animals!”
The ohhh so familiar voice of Satoru Gojo echoed through Nanami’s apartment, causing you to groan from your place in the bedroom, rummaging through Nanami’s dresser to find something suitable to wear. You ended up with a white T shirt that was long enough to be sensible dress, though being careful to cover your breasts with crossed arms.
“Getting it on like National Geographic in here!”
Padding out of the bedroom in your makeshift nightgown, arms crossed in front of your chest, showing your dissatisfaction clearly. The white haired sorcerer was turned away from you, gesturing wildly at the spilled glass of red wine on the counter and the smoke rising from the oven that Nanami was frantically attending to. This may have been funny if you weren’t so angry at the interruption.
As your soft footfalls echoed on the floors Gojo whirled around, pointing an accusatory finger at you. Though by the quirk of his lip this was all fun and games for him.
“You! What do you think you’re doing to poor Nanami, killing him?!”
Letting out a heavy, irritated sigh you rubbed your tired eyes “Gojo, what are you doing here and why is what we’re doing of any consequence to you?”
“He’s being a pervert!” Nanami snapped from behind the oven, placing the baking sheet with its well done meal on top of the oven. A blue oven mitt incased his hand, which was rather adorable, you decided.
“No!!” Gojo shot back, making a dramatic show of crossing his long arms over his chest, pouting “I am highly offended that you would say such a thing!”
“Fine, then tell me you didn’t just hear and or see everything that just happened!”
“Here I am just trying to visit my old buddy Nanami and-“
“Ughh, Gojo!” You cried in irritation, eyes flashed a deep, pupil-less green as your irritation grew, the bickering men became silent abruptly, the air growing thick. Being a level one sorcerer you probably couldn’t succeed in popping Satoru Gojo’s head, not without a solid connection to each of his temples and his infinity off, but man, would he hate for you to attempt to do so.
“Okay, no need to go there. Got it. Put your angry eyes away, Y/N.” Gojo added hastily, pale palms raised high in surrender.
“I’m here to brief Nanami on a mission but hey, I’m no cockblocker-“
“-you literally were just being a cockblocker-“
“-So! I will graciously take this mission off of your hands because you are enjoying the company of a lady friend this weekend and I am not. Since that’s never happened in the history of the world before. Can I get a rousing round of ‘Thank you, Gojo!’?”
The white haired man threw out a hand towards his audience, your eyes slid over to Nanami, his to yours, sharing a look, absolutely unimpressed.
In the silence you even threw out a soft, fake cough that echoed off the walls of the apartment, Nanami’s lips twitched, fighting a laugh. Gojo’s shit eating smile came crashing down, a sight that warmed your heart.
“You’re both so mean. Honestly, you’re perfect for each other. Fine. Make the mission your little date. Don’t say I never tried to do anything for you!”
Gojo threw the manilla folder that contained the notes for the assignment onto the coffee table as he headed for the door.
“One more thing! Don’t forget to wrap it up. I tell my students that safe sex is very-“
With each word out of his mouth your eyes glowed a more intense shade of green and Gojo would swear he felt the slightest stirrings of a headache coming on, even with his Infinity.
“Yeah, okay, bye!” The door slammed shut behind him and you shook your head.
“He’s such an idiot. I don’t know how you survived attending the same high school.”
Scooping up the folder you flipped through the pages, sitting on the sofa to take it in. Nanami joined you a few moments later with a fresh glass of wine and a plate of only slightly singed food, setting both on the coffee table in front of you.
“What are we dealing with here?”
“Abandoned ritualistic site, estimated to be multiple grade one and two curses….Close to a popular footpath for tourists….On Okinawa. They’ve allotted five days on the island to eliminate the curses….”
“So what you’re implying is…we wipe out the site in one day and spend the remainder of the week on a paid vacation?….” Nanami proposed as you crawled into his lap, tossing the folded back onto the coffee table, a devious smile on your face.
“I love how you think.”
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Surprise, the next chapter is a (paid) vacation trip. What else would suit our sweet Nanami?
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